I’ll go see Martin Freeman in just about any movie he cares to make, so, dutifully, I’ve gone to see the second Hobbit movie in the theater. Before you complain that this is not a British movie…I disagree. Tolkien was British, and (besides Martin) there are a plethora of Brit actors in the cast–Ian McKellen, ex-Doctor Sylvester McCoy, Orlando Bloom, Richard Armitage, Stephen Fry (!), and Benedict Cumberbatch (as the eponymous dragon, Smaug).
I was disappointed with the first Hobbit movie last year. Part of this was due to the high frame rate technology they used to make the film. It was difficult to watch and made some actions seem slow and others preternaturally fast. I don’t think they used the same technology on this film, because I didn’t notice anything strange about watching it. I ended up enjoying it, partially because my expectations were a bit lower this time around.
I still dislike that it is spread across 3 movies. I know there are a lot of extra storylines from the Appendices and maybe the Silmarillion that have been added to flesh out the story, but I think it was better without the extra stuff. But it’s been so long since I read the book, that I can’t be certain what was in it anymore. I don’t think Legolas made an appearance in the book, but he is certainly in the movie. The elves of Mirkwood imprison the dwarves along their journey to the Lonely Mountain. We see their great forest home with a truly impressive and ridiculous throne, upon which sits their king, Thranduil. And honey, you should see him in a (ludicrous) crown:
I must confess that in looking for that picture, I’ve stumbled across some pretty horrifying Thranduil erotic fanart. Pass me the eye bleach when you get a chance…
We also meet Tauriel, played by Evangeline Lilly (Lost), a character completely made up by Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh, showing that he’s gone (literally) off-book.
Look, we all know that Tolkien didn’t include many female characters in his stories. Hardly surprising, when you consider how much of his writing was based on his experiences in World War I. I’m glad to have a badass lady in the mix, but I am not a fan of Evangeline Lilly. I haven’t been since Lost. So I didn’t feel much attraction to her character, though her skill (with bow and with medicine) did come in handy. On an unrelated note, is it just me, or did they dress her like Robin Hood?
The story of the second movie weaves and wavers through time a bit. We see Thorin Oakenshield when he first meets Gandalf and we see that this entire quest happened at Gandalf’s urging. In the present, the company of dwarves (plus 1 wizard and 1 hobbit) is running from a band of Orcs, and also from a wolf (actually a skin-changer named Beorn). Shortly after, Gandalf goes off toward Dol Guldur, to investigate reports of a dark power there. (Spoilers: It’s Sauron. It’s always Sauron.) Bilbo and the dwarves head through the Mirkwood forest toward the Lonely Mountain.
We see Bilbo use the ring to protect himself, use the ring to save his friends (from giant spiders, imprisonment, etc.), but we also see him kill to keep the ring in his possession. He kills some sort of underground giant arachnid thing, so it’s not exactly the same as if he killed Gandalf or something. On the other hand, it’s perfectly clear that he is killing for the ring, to keep it. IF it weren’t clear, they make it even more clear when (picking up the ring again) Bilbo looks at the dead spider, points at the ring, and says ‘MINE’. It’s a wonder the guy could hold onto it for another 60 years without being a total monster.
After the spiders, they’re imprisoned by the elves. They escape in empty wine barrels, and what follows is a slightly ludicrous, slapstick action sequence as they whitewater
raft barrel down the river away from Mirkwood. Kili (aka the cute one) is hit with a poison arrow, thus making me very upset. They happen upon a bargeman, Bard, who agrees to take them (secretly) into Laketown, the nearest town to the Lonely Mountain. During this time, Gandalf gets himself captured by Sauron and his forces, so he’s of no use whatsoever. He’s always getting himself captured at pivotal moments. And if he ever claims he’ll meet you at this place or that place, he never shows up. Properly unreliable.
In addition to a Peter Jackson cameo (still eating a carrot in Bree, even 60 years before the Fellowship?) and a Stephen Colbert cameo, we see Stephen Fry as the Master of Laketown, doing his best impression of many a corrupt 17th century English monarch. We have to endure a decent amount of foreshadowing about how it was Bard’s ancestor who failed to kill Smaug during the first attack. We get it, he (like Aragorn), will prove he is better than his ancestor. There’s also some foreshadowing about Thorin–the Arkenstone corrupted his grandfather the king; will it corrupt him too, etc., etc. It’s a little heavy-handed, to be honest. Not so much foreshadowing as fore-neon-signing.
Finally, it’s just down to Bilbo in the Lonely Mountain, searching the halls of Erebor for the fabled Arkenstone. He awakens Smaug (of course he does) and all hell breaks loose.
We get a bit of the dwarves pulling together to help Bilbo, but they cannot defeat Smaug. We all know why (because of the foreshadowing!). Smaug, very aggravated, heads off for Lake Town to kill everyone.
Most of the reviews have included lines like ‘better than the first’ or ‘not as bad as the first’. I agree, it was better than the first one. Partially because there are no ludicrous choreographed dance numbers that make you feel as if you’re in a kid’s movie. But I still think it’s too long, and there’s something missing with almost all of the characters. Even though it’s too long, we don’t seem to get to know anyone or to feel empathy for them. Bilbo is charming and comic, but there’s something about the way they’ve edited the story, or maybe the way Martin acts, that lacks any seriousness. Very very different from Ian Holm in the same role. Part of the problem is that the Lord of the Rings films were so good. They struck all the right notes, bouncing effortlessly from gross comedy (usually involving orcs, or Merry & Pip) to the love lives of immortal elves, and included believable moments with humanized characters. That just seems to be lacking here. The dwarves are too comedic, the elves too aloof. Gandalf has spent more time off on his own than with the dwarves, so that it’s no wonder they don’t care to wait for him to finish their quest. I did enjoy this movie more than the first, but I also spent more time (especially in hindsight) wishing it was as good as the LotR trilogy. And that makes me sad.